Fugly Ass Shoes

I've been looking for a serious pair of vintage, urban style platforms. Doing a search for "platform shoes" will return some of the UGLIEST shoes imaginable. It seems some companies break out all the reject ideas when it comes to platforms. As can be seen on Amazon-

If ever a shoe was sexist against its own wearer, this would be it:


And whatever planet thinks these are enticing can keep 'em.


Too many animals in one shoe, and that's just the first in a huge list of reasons why this shoe is repulsive.


Holy snakeskin platforms, Batman! Ravers, back away from the python.


These are so freaky I like them, except for the ankle strap and studs. LOL


Just... what?! Wow. That must have been designed by a man.