Ridiculous Song Lyrics

One of my most quoted songs is the song that has the dumbest lyrics. I understand what they were trying to do when they wrote it this way, but come on! I am not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas, but "My Humps" is an exception.

These parts specifically make me either laugh, roll my eyes... or both (and coincidentally the ones I like to quote for their sheer ridiculousness):

What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?

I gonna make you work work work!!!! LOL